How To: fix your model a tail light the cheap redneck way

so as my last post mentioned my light rattled loose and i lost 2 screws and the lense...with motomonday on the way, i didn't have time to order a new lense add to that the fact that i'm over spending money on this bike, and this is what you get... first find a red disposable plate in your wifes pantry, and use the gasket thingy to trace your "light"...then cut it out

take the screws out of a light switch, preferably somewhere the Mrs. won't notice

try the screws from the light switch, realize that they don't fit, say screw it, grab packaging and to justify it-tell yourself "hey tape won't rattle of, this is a good idea"

then go inside to put the kids to bed and have your boy throw up all over you, even on your chin fuzz, but not actually in your mouth cause that would be sick

i'm starting to think that all my bikes should have the word "redneck" in their name...last one was the "redneck racer"...maybe this should be should be the "redneck roadster"..."redneck rally-er" "redneck roamer"... ???